People watching

Today my family and I went to Wimpy at Canal Walk for breakfast. I did a little People-Watching, and this is what I saw:

I saw a man that looked like a woman.

I saw a woman that looked like a man.

I saw a baby that looked like a teenager.

I saw a teenager that looked like a baby.

I saw a boy kissing a girl.

I saw a girl kissing a baby.

I saw a baby kissing a dog.

I saw a dog following an Easter Bunny.

The Easter Bunny looked like a teenager, but I couldn't tell if it was a boy or a girl.

A man who did not look like a woman followed the Easter Bunny.

The man looked like Father Christmas.

Father Christmas did not like dogs.

The woman who looked like a man called the dog.

The dog's name was "Claude".

The baby's name was Tyrone. Tyrone got into trouble with his mother (who looked like a woman) for kissing the dog, Claude.

Father Christmas called the Easter Bunny "Sam". 

I still couldn't tell if Sam was a boy or a girl.

Father Christmas kissed a girl. 

The girl called Father Christmas "Daddy".

The girl asked Father Christmas if they could have a dog. 

Father Christmas said "No."

The girl kissed Father Christmas, turned and followed a woman who was eating an Easter Bunny.

An Easter Bunny without ears looks like a dog.