Kids say the Darndest Things

In sharing the joy and daily delights of parenting, it gives me great pleasure to relate a tale of my relations. Since the party in particular wishes to remain anonymous (due to fame-related issues), I will refer to the parent in question as Rob* (*may not be his real name).

Rob has children.

Rob's children like silly sayings.

Like: See you later, aligator!

So.

When Rob said: "See you in a bit!"

His offspring replied with: "You're a little tit."

Which all goes to show that if you're going to encourage literacy and poetry at a young age, you should never be surprised by what you get out.