Tuesday, July 28, 2009

The Ten (or thereabouts) Commandments...

... according to my offspring.

1. Always never steal.
2. Don't murder anybody.
3. Don't worship Ben 10. Or Barbie
4. Only worship God.
5. Husbands and wives must never break apart.
6. (E) Always feed your children.
7. You can't worship two gods at the same time.
8. Always keep your Saturday as a resting day - you must NEVER work on a Saturday - save it to do church. (E) It's called the weekings. Is tomorrow Saturday?
9. Love your mom and your dad. (E) And never hit them.
10. Respect other people.
11. Never be greedy for someone else's things.
12. Never kill a policeman.

T-Bird 6 years 7 months; AirBear 5 years.

2 comments:

Sue said...

That's too cute for words. Especially the Saturday one!! Hee-hee, kids are hysterical!!

X

Sprinkle said...

These still make me smile :)